Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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El Taco Lips.

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They're too short to be called Essays.

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo