What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.