What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope