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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.