What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham