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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it