What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!