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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!