What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.