What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)