What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts