What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool