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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!