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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham