What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

Deleted

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede