What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed