How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz?

With a dustpan..