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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.