What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.