Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

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What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"