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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.