What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.