Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!