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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Ole Jokes More Ole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'