What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!