What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.