What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.