What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!