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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.