What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks