What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks