Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!