Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
He was looking for Robin's nest.
Shellular*, of course...
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.