What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.