What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)