What type of animal browses Reddit?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What did one frog say to the other?

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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag