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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.