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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.