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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!