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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".