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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.