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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.