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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.