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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.