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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.