Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles