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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.