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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.