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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.