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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!