Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it