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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.