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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.