Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin