Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.