Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."