Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.