What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner