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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'