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M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Paperwork Jokes More Paperwork Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.