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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.