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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.