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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.