Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.