Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.