Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.