What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.