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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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A notebook has papers.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.