What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...