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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.